Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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