I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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