is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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