yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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