The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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