New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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