and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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