Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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