Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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