Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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