walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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