I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Even my vagina gasped.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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