if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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