The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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