Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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