Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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