Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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