At least make sure they are 18
Why
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
this will be a night to untag.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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