Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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