Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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