I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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