I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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