She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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