i just wanna soil my oats bro
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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