3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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