I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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