I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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