talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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