so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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