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Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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