For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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