tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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