Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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