i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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