in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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