This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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