did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
PANTIES FOUND
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