so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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