Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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