I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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