Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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