my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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