How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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