The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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