ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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