dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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