i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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