if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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