She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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