Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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