I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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