and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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