im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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