i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
