Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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