Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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