i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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