I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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