508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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