That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
only if we run a train.
done.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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