i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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