But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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