is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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