You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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