Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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